Why’s it called a press conference? What do you press on?

…oh and um…I wrote an “I’m sorry” note to that guy from the elevator. But he didn’t write back so I think he’s still mad at me. I didn't steal his computer I gave it back!

So…this new phone thing...it’s really expensive. Doesn’t it cost a lot less than that to make? I kind of don’t get it…

Does that guy get to come back to work or what?

I’m tired of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch.